Waterworks

Water really does work, especially if you have access to a Jacuzzi. If you don’t, you can make a very special dirty weekend of it by renting a hotel with a Jacuzzi tub, or even an outdoor hot tub. Imagine the two of you taking off for a weekend away with mysterious and mischievous smiles on your faces.

For this position, you’ll need a silicone lubricant that extends her natural lubrication. This can get a little lost in the water for a lot of women, so I highly recommend it. Make sure the water is nice and warm, but not too hot. Add some scented bubble bath (not oil, as pouring this in a hot tub can have cleaning consequences the staff will hate you for) and light some sexy, scented candles. Float a rubber ducky or two on the surface of the gently bubbling water. Now you’re ready for truly transcendent aquatic variation on Doggy Style - Waterworks!

Once you’re both in the tub, the sky’s the limit for play. The slippery, slidey water, the bubble bath, the candles and, of course, the silicone lube, will begin to work their magic in mere moments! Now, Orgasmatron, your mission is to work your woman into a lather - quite literally! Take advantage of the frothy fun offered by the bubble bath. Make it into a moustache and beard - on both of you. Make wobbly, white mounds of her boobs! Have fun and while you're both still laughing, surprise her and move in on the foreplay. Using all the tricks you’ve learned in this highly erotic setting, knead, stroke and caress your way to the punchline.

Invite her to stand up and turn around, her ass in the air, clearing the water, as it burbles around the two of you. Now place her hands on the edge of the tub, on either side of one of the jets. She’ll know exactly what’s going to happen next. Cup her ass checks suggestively, pulling them apart and fondling them appreciatively. Lube your cock and as you do, make sure to tell her what you’re doing (don’t linger on the self-lubrication part too long - you know why).

Gently and slowly enter her and as you do; tell her how hot she looks. Then, as you’re sliding in and out, guide her hips toward the jet. Prevent her from lowering herself onto it, until the moment is right. She will want to get straight to the point, but if your timing is right, you’ll be able to achieve the kind of mutual pleasure you’ve always dreamed of. Prevent her from satisfying her now urgent need to lower her pussy onto the waiting jet.

When you feel you’re getting close to orgasm, release her hips, as you continue thrusting. As the pulsating water from the jet hits her in just the right spot (her ready clit), she will explode in a matter of seconds. Hopefully, this will happen just as you explode yourself.

Nothing like a little aquatic erotic adventure!